Monday, May 07, 2007

Run Fern, Run!

I should never be allowed near plants.

I love them. I love having a house filled with living, growing plants and flowers.

But I kill 'em.

There should be a law--or, maybe they could have a green thumb license where you have to submit pictures of you watering your plants. Or, maybe do like we have to do with adoption...fill out a 25-page profile with tons of pictures with you and plants you've kept alive.

As for me, I buy 'em, I have the best of intentions...but they die.

I'm a horticultural Hindenburg.

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