Ok folks. Mama need a break! The packers came yesterday and packed most of my house so quickly it was like flood waters rising and I couldn't stay ahead of them! Finally, I had to create a human shield to the staircase leading upstairs. "NO! I'm not ready! I have to grab some undies! I'll need a hair dryer! Oh, and our alarm clock! I need time, people!"
Apparently it worked because they left to give me an evening to:
2. Watch American Idol (a girl's gotta have her priorities)
3. Pack our clothes for now through Monday
4. Breathe some more
And then, like people you'd think get paid to do this or somethin, THEY CAME BACK. But this time, I was ready. Well, except for the computer. I've all but pulled a tree-huggin stunt here at my desk. But, I hear footsteps coming up the stairs.
No! Please don't take it..... please. I must. have. internet. accesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
[insert muffled sounds of crumpled paper and packing tape]
Roses are Red, Violets are Violet will return to its regularly scheduled programming on Tuesday, March 18. (Not that I've ever done anything regularly but that's beside the point.)