Sunday, January 06, 2008

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

I had a heart attack tonight at the hands of my soon-to-be-ex-husband.

OK, so I'm sort of kidding about the divorce thing...maybe.

I was sitting here just a few precious minutes ago in quiet solitude writing thank you notes. Did I mention it's quiet? All the guys (including the husband person) were asleep-- so I thought.

All of a sudden, I hear hubs cry out "give me back my covers."

What?

After a few moments, he said it again...this time louder. "Quit taking my covers!"

Now, let me say that D. was tucked safely in his bed and our 5 week old was not in the bed with my hubby, either. My first thought was that he was having a bad dream. But, then I got spooked. Who or WHAT kept taking my husband's covers? I got up slowly, walked down the hallway and turned the corner into our bedroom where I proceeded to scream out in utter terror.

There, lying in my spot in the bed, was an 8 ft. illuminated Santa Clause humming like only a never-to-be-used-in-my-yard-again inflatable object can. I have never seen my husband laugh so hard.

I wonder what time the courthouse opens?

12 comments:

lorettaspeaks said...

He's is pur t crazy!!!!!

Melissa said...

Now might be a good time to poke a few holes in a few strategic places...

Anonymous said...

I LOVE IT!! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Anonymous said...

I agree with Melissa, but I think you should be poking the holes in KEITH!! :-)

Burnsie

Rebecca (Ramblings by Reba) said...

Sounds like someone's a bit sleep-deprived. :)

Pretty funny stuff...

Zaankali said...

Hilarious! I love it!
Smiles!

Nicki said...

Too funny. Everyone a little punchy due to a lack of sleep?

Jen Greven said...

HAhahahahahaha!! Too funny!

Joanna said...

Oh my! That's dirty. Being sleep deprived only makes it worse. So are you plotting your revenge?

Anonymous said...

What a hoot. He sounds like so much fun!

Jenny86753oh9 said...

That is stinkin' funny!!!

Michelle said...

That's hilarious!