We regret to inform you that we lost Katie Bodiford under a mound of laundry earlier today. "The load of towels was the final straw," witnesses report.
She will be remembered for her athleticism, her graceful dancing ability and her superior math skills.
In lieu of flowers, donations may be made to the Save Ferris Bueller fund at Coweta County Bank.
2 comments:
Does this mean this blog will now be (wait for it) ghost written? Thanks I'm here all week please tip the wait staff.
You forgot charm, and the ability to maintain the location of her car keys at the baseball stadium.
Or was it the airport...
I forget. Poor Katie had so many redeeming qualities.
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