I thought I wouldn't have to have this discussion until my child was much closer to stubborn acne and a voice change.
My 6-year old kindergartener had 2 girls come up to him at school and say "hey--do you think we're sexy?"
SEXY? In KINDERGARTEN?!?
So then I get the question, "Mom, what does sexy mean?"
"Well, honey, um, er, it means that someone is trying to be noticed and they may try to dress, well, um...oops, I think something's burning on the stove."
Lawddddddd help me. Shouldn't I have years to prepare for this?
A couple days later, D. starts singing a familiar song. It goes "_______ and ________ sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G...first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes ________ with a baby carriage. Only, he inserts his name and the name of five girls one of whom is Hannah Montana.
I am so in trouble.